Optimist believe in luck, pessimist believe in fate.

If you don't pay for schools, you will eventually pay for jails.

Not many friends come to visit when you live in a ring of fire.

I've got more cables than you could trip over in one day.

My opinions seem a penny short of 2 cents lately.

I'm a Artist not a dictionary.

Sometimes life is as futile as sweeping a dirt floor.

If you are reading this and think the Internet is the Devil, you might want to look up the definition of oxymoron.

There is a star born every minute, but not a Starr.

It's great to have all these pencils, but I've lost the sharpener in them.

I like mornings that start in the afternoon.

Everyone thinks they know what I need, if they think they know what I need, I don't need them.

The only reason I would ever want to be famous was so I didn't have to brush my hair.

I don't really care if I'm crazy as long as it is the right kind of crazy.

There is a difference between "want to" and "need to", "want to" feels better.

Evil ain't what the preacher told you it was.

"You don't know the things, I've seen in the darkness of night..." - M. C. Escher

"I wear black for the poor and beaten down." - Johnny Cash

"People with cell phones have less inner thoughts." -My Dad

I think that the world is a great place to experience a experiment and art, music, dancing, and acting might be the safest way to do it. That only took 35 years to come up with.